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| User: | saisun (1545947) Lies lies LIES!!!!
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| Name: | Sai the Procrastinatrix! | |||||
| Website: | profic portfolio | |||||
| Location: | Quezon City, NCR, Philippines | |||||
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| Bio: | This is a bio. Look at it! Looooook! Alright, enough looking. I'm supposed to write something about myself now, because that's what bios are for. So read. For I shall write. 10 Things to note when reading this journal: 1) I do not take things seriously. Therefore, consider all entries Objects to Laugh At or, conversely, shit. 2) My thoughts, opnions, decisions, et cetera, are nebulous at best, and change very quickly and on a very frequent basis, because flightiness is fun like that. 3) I have a tendency to use words that are often frowned upon in polite conversation. Because it makes me look Colorful and Plucky. 4) I have a deep, clinical need for attention. 5) This is a Form of Self-Justification. 6) But there really is no such thing as Justice, is there? 7) This is also a Form of Self-Destruction. It is therefore supposed to be tragic and funny. 9) Funny is good. 10) In concordance to #1, you must therefore not take this journal, and all contents herein, seriously. Because then I might have to kill you. ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} saisun is the proud owner of a Giant Turnip. But it got eaten, so now it's a Metaphysical Giant Turnip, because it no longer exists in this plane of reality, except maybe in the form of poop. Which is gross. So let's just say that it's metaphysical so that we can be spared the unpleasant mental image of a steaming pile of fresh, human excreta. Or better yet, how about a picture of the actual turnip?And so, without further ado, I give you...  THE BIG FUCKING SINGKAMAS FROM TEH VEGITIBBLE PATCH! Yes, I am a Very Unbalanced Individual. And also, because I believe, in the dank depths of my sick and deluded soul that you care enough about me to care about my wants and needs I shall make a little book wishlist: -Any collection of poetry by Neruda, E.E. Cummings, Dickinson, Gluck, and a bunch of other dead people I can't be bothered to remember as of the moment -Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel -Umbrella Country by Bina Realuyo -Anything by Umberto Eco (I already have The Name of the Rose) -Anything by Camus -Anything by Haruki Murakami (I already have Wild Sheep Chase and Dance, Dance, Dance) -Anything by Cristina Pantoja-Hidalgo -Anything by Rosario Cruz-Lucero -Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas by Bob Ong - -The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman -God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy (I have the version translated into Filipino, but it has... political issues) -The Rosales Saga by F. Sionil Jose -Anything by F. Sionil Jose, goddammit (I already have Viajero: a Filipino Novel) -Anything by Amado V. Hernandez -Philippine literature of any kind -Anything by Salman Rushdie (I already have Fury, Midnight's Children, The Satanic Verses and Grimus. I just want to complete my collection) -Anything by Banana Yoshimoto (I already have Amrita) -Anything by Milan Kundera (I already have Unbearable Lightness of Being) -The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis -Anything by Eric Gamalinda (I already have Empire of Memory and Lyrics in a Dead Language) -Anything by Wislawa Szymborska (I already have View with a Grain of Sand Well... I lost it some time ago, and I REALLY want it back, but I don't know if I ever will) - -Anatomy (I forgot who the author was, but the book's cover was black and had a picture of a woman's lower body with a bunch of grapes covering the genital area) -The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde -The Crazed by Ha Jin -The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand -Animal Farm by George Orwell -The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (sp?) Because do0d. Emo. EMO. ::dies:: -Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan -Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu -Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov -Anything by Isaac Asimov -The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien -Life of Pi by Yan Martel -Drop City T.C. Boyle -Anything by Jose Saramango (I already have Blindness), ESPECIALLY The Gospel According to Jesus Christ and Stone Raft -Anything by Margaret Atwood (I already have Oryx and Crake and Dancing Girls) -The Lucifer graphic novel series. I forget who created it. BUT I WANT IT. NOW NA. ::cries:: -Graphic novels and Trade Paperbacks in General. Para sa mga nagtataka kung sino ako, si Sai ho 'to. Ang lukaret ng Ateneo. | |||||
| Memories:: | 1 entry | |||||
| Interests: | 77: anarchy, art, asian literature, asian mythology, biking, boobs (erm... oops!), books, carsex, comics, cultural minorities, deither ocampo, drawing, fan fiction, fandoms, fantasy, femslash, fiction, food, fruits, gay lit, geekdom, gods, guitars, gunkink, het, history, hope, ice cream, intoxicants, james marsters, johnny depp, judo, justice, kink, legolas, lipunan, literature, martial arts, men, monsters, movies, music, myths, negros occidental, nekkid!deither, nekkid!johnneh, nekkid!orlando, nekkid!spike, orlando bloom, paolo montalban, pasta, philippine diaspora, philippine literature, philippine street food, philosophy, photography, poetry, pop culture, post-colonialism, precolonial philippine culture, pretty blind gringo kitty, sands, science fiction, sex, slash, sleep, spike, supernatural, tai chi, tarsier!, the philippines, theater, truth, tv, vegetables, women, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Member of: | 10: agentsands, depp_daily, haremtrained, johnny_depp, litsoc, pinoyfik, pirategasm, redconspiracy, sandsfic, theblacklist | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
