Sai the Procrastinatrix! ([info]saisun) wrote,
2005-07-17 12:39:00
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Nubile young Filipina virgin of vaguely Chinese descent, 18 yrs. old, 5'1, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, light brown skin, 34D, flexible, open-minded, eager to please, looking for sponsor to pay for book-shopping spree. Contact through this LiveJournal or at 1-900-GIVE-ME-MONEY-NOW.

Be prepared to pay for a LOT of books.








For those stupid enough to actually believe this: DAMN, YOU STUPID.


I need to make money. I WANT BOOKS. It fucking HURTS. I WANT.

Seriously, I need ways to make money. One that doesn't involve travel, too much time, or the relinquishment of my maidenhead. I'd put on a pair of sunglasses and play guitar in the overpass, but that would take too long. Stealing is beneath my dignity (har har), and I lack the skills and equipment for the kill/maim-for-hire business. *weeps*

Also: LIMEWIRE IS MY FRIEND. FORGIVE ME, MY DISKSPACE.
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  • 27 comments

[info]izkariote

July 17 2005, 05:14:27 UTC 6 years ago

Darling, if you need to borrow 1602, you can always poke me. :3

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:28:46 UTC 6 years ago

WAH!!! I want it for myself! ::IS VERY VERY GREEDY::

Although since that is as yet quite quite impossible...

::POKES YOU FURIOUSLY AND CRIES::

[info]i_am_stillwater

July 17 2005, 05:51:36 UTC 6 years ago

what books are you looking to read anyway, maybe I can lend you some of mine if I have the stuff you're looking for.

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:24:31 UTC 6 years ago

No. I want to OWN them. I'm anal-retentive that way. ::niko niko::

[info]i_am_stillwater

July 17 2005, 12:41:39 UTC 6 years ago

ah well...

why not try getting a job online that you can do in your spare time? Like review websites or something?

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 13:29:54 UTC 6 years ago

I'm not much good with that kind of stuff (I don't know enough) and I honestly don't trust online transactions. I'm old-fashioned like that.

[info]dragonsigh

July 17 2005, 05:59:05 UTC 6 years ago

Buy books from me! I posted an updated booklist on my LJ-- I could lower some prices for you. :) sshh.

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:27:21 UTC 6 years ago

That's really nice!

Unfortunately, I really have no money for books, not even discounted ones. ::weeps::

[info]devilspace

July 17 2005, 07:38:41 UTC 6 years ago

i feel your pain. that's why until i'm financially capable, it's the pleasures of ebooks for me in the meantime.

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:25:58 UTC 6 years ago

Ebooks make my eyes huuuuurt! And I want paper! And ink! ::wails like a spoiled 4-year-old::

We hurt together!

[info]devilspace

July 17 2005, 09:31:05 UTC 6 years ago

hehehe...

ebooks make my eyes water. i'm not used to it so much...

being "financially challenged" sucks!

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:36:37 UTC 6 years ago

Yes it does! >:((

[info]purpleslurpee

July 17 2005, 08:30:18 UTC 6 years ago

1.) Doesn't involve travel.
2.) Doesn't involve too much time.
3.) Doesn't involve relinquishing your hymen.

LEARN TO SUCK DICK.

Remember my best friend's five cardinal rules, which i enumerated for you not too long ago, and you will go far.

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:34:34 UTC 6 years ago

I don't want that yet! My purity! It must remain intact until my twentieth year. I must be as virgin snow, lest the Creature return to take my soul... ::yaps on and on because it involves an extremely long and involved storyline with numerous digressions, definitions and explanations::

[info]purpleslurpee

July 17 2005, 09:36:58 UTC 6 years ago

it also requires no extra equipment beyond your mouth and fingers/hands.

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 09:42:04 UTC 6 years ago

::cries::

[info]purpleslurpee

6 years ago

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Anonymous

July 17 2005, 10:05:02 UTC 6 years ago

I have the same (financial) problem. pfft. now, i shamelessly(?) borrow books and download audio books. -__-

poorness.

[info]eatingseeds

July 17 2005, 10:06:11 UTC 6 years ago

oops. ako nga pala si anonymous!

[info]saisun

July 17 2005, 13:31:14 UTC 6 years ago

hahahah! Hello anonymous! Wah... saan ba ako makaka-download ng audio books?

[info]eatingseeds

July 18 2005, 10:34:41 UTC 6 years ago

sa limewire din. type mo lang sa title "audio book"

hehe.

and since you have DSL... the file size is not really a problem.

[info]saisun

July 18 2005, 16:08:25 UTC 6 years ago

...oonga no...

Ay tenk yoo! MWAH!

[info]eatingseeds

6 years ago

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[info]alien21xx

July 17 2005, 13:38:16 UTC 6 years ago

Know what, sai, you gave me a few good *ahem*perverted*ahem* ideas.

[info]saisun

July 18 2005, 02:33:34 UTC 6 years ago

Then my job here is done! ::nods conclusively::

[info]boysshouldkiss

July 17 2005, 18:58:54 UTC 6 years ago

Sell ridiculous things on ebay.

Like your theoretical first-born, eternal soul, etc.

[info]saisun

July 18 2005, 02:36:29 UTC 6 years ago

Now THERE'S an idea...

So, how much are you willing to part with for a nice, pure soul, unsullied by the touch of Men?

::angelic grin::
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